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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control (www.oklahoman.com)

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[-] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

what the devil is that contraption your describing ? What is a protogens ?

I'M SCARED

[-] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago

They're literally fluffy cyborgs with an LED monitor display for a face lol

[-] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

by god...

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Fucking child murder

[-] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 0 points 10 months ago

The fuck?

[-] Laurentide@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

I think (hope) they're referring to the last panel of that comic.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Literally the computer equivalent of a lobotomy has happened in that comic and their guardian is like "lol lmao". Idk why that Erkul guy is hella mad when I pointed out the plot

[-] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I think i'd be mad too

[-] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 0 points 10 months ago

Yeah but also why do people care that much about a one-off gag in a two-panel comic

It's like going "well ackshually if Superman tried to lift the plane like that he'd just rip off its nose" except even dumber

So many people need to remember the MST3K mantra: "it's just a TV show/movie/game/comic, I should really just relax"

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

You need to calm down buddy

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Don't be scared. Protogens run on 2015 Bayesian Inference search results from Google before Google became inherently evil.

So as long as long as they don't update...

[-] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

so if we connect them to internet we die ? Is that right ?

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