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I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
(sh.itjust.works)
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Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.
^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^
Granted. This christmas and new year are quite merry and happy, but they are the last.