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submitted 11 months ago by _number8_@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

this country is so fucking cool

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[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Shout out to Colorado. I'm wondering why Ohio's is "small dick" lol.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I live in CO and a guy once (well, several times for months) told me I should be a dominatrix, not realizing my disdain was mostly exclusive to him, not men in general, but now I'm thinking I missed out on a lucrative career option. Well dang.

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Is it ever too late to cash in on being a dominatrix?

No, I'm asking for real; I have no idea.

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I'm not actually sure, but I'll be 40 this year and I'm tired. I think I'd just end up being like, "yeah you were super bad, disobeying me and shit, your punishment is to fold the 4 loads of laundry I haven't dealt with this week." Also, there are a lot of things that can be dangerous in the hands of an amateur, and while I'm not opposed to hurting someone who wants it, I wouldn't feel comfortable until I'd done a lot of training and practice, and ehhhh. I'd rather do other things these days.

[-] EricKHoward@mastodon.social 3 points 11 months ago

@agent_flounder @frickineh I knew someone who made real good money running a dungeon. It was legal because there was no sex involved. Just guys willing to fork over money so they could be abused.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Considering the popularity of "dommy mommies" I imagine older women are accepted in those circles.

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