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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 83 points 10 months ago

Taylor Swift doesn't need the Superbowl.

[-] CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Conservatives are so out of touch that they think that Taylor Swift still needs a platform after a record breaking music tour. If anything, she is the platform that the NFL needs for a female audience, not the other way around.

[-] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

She can have a regular owl like the rest of us.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

You have an owl? Funny i never got mine.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Rachael: Do you like our owl?

Deckard: It's artificial?

Rachael: Of course it is.

Deckard: Must be expensive.

Rachael: Very.

I can't even afford an artificial owl. :(

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 21 points 10 months ago
[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I dunno, I imagine it'd be a cool brand name for oversized toilets.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 10 points 10 months ago

I prefer the owls

[-] tuxtey@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I'm almost certain she can just buy a Superbowl now

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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