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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[-] ZombieMantis@lemmy.world 138 points 6 months ago

I think we've done it, we've finally hit "It's gay to have sex with a woman".

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 37 points 6 months ago

I think what they're saying is that having sex with a woman who is vastly more successful than you will ever be in six lifetimes, then that is gay.

[-] iegod@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

Six is incredibly generous. I'd say closer to millions of lifetimes.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Nah. He's getting that sweet Hy-Vee money.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 33 points 6 months ago

I think we reached that point a while ago.

The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.

I'm ok with it. If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I'm gay. I'll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.

Being gay, or being called gay, isn't an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it's because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you're saying is that I'm different, and different makes us stronger. I'm proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That's a good thing.

I'm not always right, and I'm not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.

[-] perfectlyundone@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

Dude, phrasing…

If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here)

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

It's okay as long as the balls don't touch

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.de 11 points 6 months ago

my balls constantly touch each other. Am I gay now?

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Yup! Time to head on down to the Y.M.C.A.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Good point. I guess we're doing phrasing again?

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.

Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Same crowd that thinks it's gay to clean your own ass after pooping (and therefore doesn't do it).

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Touch your penis when you urinate? Believe it or not. Gay.

[-] ben16w@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

It is if you're also a woman

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Next make straight sex mean "straight up the butt"

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