I think we reached that point a while ago.

The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.

I'm ok with it. If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I'm gay. I'll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.

Being gay, or being called gay, isn't an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it's because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you're saying is that I'm different, and different makes us stronger. I'm proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That's a good thing.

I'm not always right, and I'm not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.