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submitted 8 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.

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[-] Maven@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

You're simply too funny to date anyone. They wouldn't be able to stop laughing and it would cause chronic muscle pain in their abs.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I once made someone laugh so hard they darted, then they laughed at me laughing at their laugh fart and kept darting. My wit is truly dangerous.

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

See, I keep telling that to my mom. But she just won’t stop crying long enough to really hear it, yknow?

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