377
No blessings without a curse
(lemmy.world)
1. Be civil
No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour
2. No politics
This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world
3. No recent reposts
Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month
4. No bots
No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins
5. No Spam/Ads
No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.
If your balls are that long, you need to see a doctor.
Some countries have way more water in toilets than others
Sorry, can't hear you over my superior European design
There’s nothing superior about a toilet you can’t wash your nuts in
They actually have specific toilets for washing your nuts and bunghole in. It's even a separate throne you sit on and clean your bits in.
I know at least in Italy, it's pretty common.
If your balls are that long, you’re probably overdue for a colonoscopy
Please explain more -- what does a long sack have to do with your colon? I don't have this issue but maybe one day I will, and for others who already have the issue. Thank you.
Generally, as a man ages into the regular colonoscopy checkup era, his scrotum loses it's elasticity and the testes droop lower each year. Hence...
Oh alright, it's just a regular aging correlation. Thank you!
Chicks dig the long ball
Or they're American. I had to put a full 2 liter bottle in my old apartment's toilet tank to keep the water level from touching my balls
No. That's not an American thing. It might be a you thing.
Definitely an American thing. Some, not all, American toilets have a giant bowl with like 3 litres of water in it.
It's really weird.
Definitely not a thing in Sweden anyway. It might not be an American-only thing, but it's definitely a "you problem" country wise for making shitty toilets.
... what?
Many (not all, but many) American toilets use far more water than they need, and end up with a very high water level
Mmmm. That's some bias you're working with. 🥹