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[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 125 points 5 months ago

If your balls are that long, you need to see a doctor.

[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 34 points 5 months ago

Some countries have way more water in toilets than others

[-] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 22 points 5 months ago

Sorry, can't hear you over my superior European design

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

There’s nothing superior about a toilet you can’t wash your nuts in

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They actually have specific toilets for washing your nuts and bunghole in. It's even a separate throne you sit on and clean your bits in.

I know at least in Italy, it's pretty common.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago

If your balls are that long, you’re probably overdue for a colonoscopy

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Please explain more -- what does a long sack have to do with your colon? I don't have this issue but maybe one day I will, and for others who already have the issue. Thank you.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Generally, as a man ages into the regular colonoscopy checkup era, his scrotum loses it's elasticity and the testes droop lower each year. Hence...

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Oh alright, it's just a regular aging correlation. Thank you!

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 17 points 5 months ago
[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago

Or they're American. I had to put a full 2 liter bottle in my old apartment's toilet tank to keep the water level from touching my balls

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

No. That's not an American thing. It might be a you thing.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Definitely an American thing. Some, not all, American toilets have a giant bowl with like 3 litres of water in it.

It's really weird.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Definitely not a thing in Sweden anyway. It might not be an American-only thing, but it's definitely a "you problem" country wise for making shitty toilets.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago
[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Many (not all, but many) American toilets use far more water than they need, and end up with a very high water level

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Mmmm. That's some bias you're working with. 🥹

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