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Less Poop on you Pig Balls. Less black mold in your future. Fewer twitter posts on your front page. (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by betelgeuse@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well

Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says "=32 rolls" on the package like mfer I can count

[-] havid_dume@lemmy.ml 28 points 8 months ago

The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product "math" and billboards.

[-] havid_dume@lemmy.ml 14 points 8 months ago

No me

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper