why is there a salami in his gameboy

I'm still confused as to how the original guy came to the conclusion of 9. Like, what was he seeing incorrectly?

The set of all living humans is finite, so (if sexuality is totally ordered) there is a gayest human. Edit:though they may not necessarily be unique.

Would be pretty funny if they don't donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

Great url by the way. Website.com/website?website=website couldn't have named the parameters better

Conversely, I can imagine a MAGA parent teaching their kid that "Trumped-up charges" refer to all the baseless charges those nasty lib DAs brought against him.

No me

The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy

It does say non-ethical instead of unethical, whatever that means.

Also doesn't clarify what part of the situationship is un/non-ethical, so maybe it's just about undisclosed political campaign contributions or smth

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

Peer pressure from the Bionicles meetup

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I've eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I'm pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.