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[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

It is. They are compensated in vacations and RVs.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

And checks pay for those. QED

[-] SphereofWreckening@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago

Ye, but they never SEE the check. So that makes everything ok and above board. No need to looks at these books mister lawman: they're all clean 😎

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