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yes, I've always peed sitting down (unless I'm using a public restroom and just have to piss, then I'm just gonna use the urinal unless I really want to sit for some reason)
only negative part is sitting in a toilet that has a higher water level than normal (which is a wtf thing in general because sometimes I'll walk into a friend's house and see their old ass toilet that probably uses like 4gal per flush and go "have you never considered spending the like $150 on a new toilet that will lower your water bill significantly...?? it's not 1970, technology has progressed please stop wasting water") or sitting in one with like a semi in the morning because
i don't like when i can feel the top of the water with my foreskin
We got a new water efficient toilet and it gets clogged whenever I require more than 3 wipes. This fuckin blows
comrade why aren't you using a bidet
Wife fights me tooth and nail on it. First and only time she used a bidet it was a bad one that sparyed your entire ass, and I cant convince her that not every bidet is like this
ha - as I found with my previous roommates at one point, the trick is to just buy & install a nice one without mentioning it. They'll come out of the bathroom when they notice it & try to dunk on you/get you to remove it, but all you have to do is go "why? you don't have to use it, I bought and installed it for myself - enjoy your unclean butthole" and eventually she'll mention out of the blue weeks later that they were completely wrong about bidets - much like my roommates did
I may just. I hate showering, and the cleaner my butthole, the longer I can delay it