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[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Couldn't you just like go in an upstairs bathroom and just lock the door?

[-] brianorca@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

The snakes could go down the drain of a toilet in the other restroom, and come out inside your restroom.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

I am sick of these mother fucking snakes in the mother fucking bathroom

[-] JonEFive@midwest.social 10 points 5 months ago

I'm an tired of these mother fucking mambas in this mother fucking mall

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING BATHROOM

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Maybe, but that would work with the Silverback too 🤷

Regardless, 24 hours locked in a bathroom could be its own kind of hell tbh..

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

Meh that isn't too far away from my life most days. Except I don't have to wash dishes.

[-] aidan@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

At least with the gorilla I'd feel safe sleeping after locking enough doors, can not say the same with the snakes.

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