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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 months ago

Pontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails?

Jesus: I've always wanted to fly.

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.

"This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?"

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