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[-] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 17 points 5 months ago

Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 5 months ago

Pontius Pilate: Aight Jesus, you got any last wishes before we put in the nails?

Jesus: I've always wanted to fly.

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

Given Jesus’s relationship with water, he’d better hope that cord don’t snap.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 months ago

"This is the worst superpower ever, why have you forsaken me?"

[-] mhredox@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

Holy diver.

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

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