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[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

Have we tried nuking them?

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

"You wanna put out an oil fire, Sir, you set off a bigger explosion right next to it. Sucks away the oxygen. Snuffs the flame."

"Price, you been locked away too long. Better get your mind right, son."

"Shepherd, are you willing to do what is necessary to win?"

"Always"

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