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My son asked to go get shawarma at the mall food court yesterday. (lemmy.starlightkel.xyz)
submitted 9 months ago by thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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True story.

My son had a physical therapy appointment and a tutoring appointment yesterday I was taking him to. In between appointments, he asked if we could go to the food court at the nearby mall for shawarma.

I said, "Sure, but we don't want to eat there too often. We have to be careful of mall nutrition."

Not understanding he said "Yeah, it's probably not very good for you. But it does have lots of protein!"

I said "Yeah, but we don't want to end up mall nourished."

Then he got it.

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[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago

These puns are falawful

[-] Portmandu@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Such a PITA

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Yeah but I guess at the end of the day it's nan of our business.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Gyro taco too much

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I can't tzatziki much more of this!

[-] nrezcm@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You really went out on a lamb with that pun.

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

That harissament was uncalled for.

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