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[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 64 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I hope he dies, but it will be a bittersweet day for content-brains like ourselves.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 68 points 5 months ago

Oh come on the conspiracy theories about him actually being alive and hanging out with his best friend Tupac are going to be hilarious.

Chuds are gonna post pictures of 90 year old women with perms from behind with captions like "still hiding in plain site, trust the plan"

You don't wanna watch a dozen Maga dudes struggle to disinter him to prove he's not dead and accidently flop his rotting corpse with a perfectly intact toupee out on camera?

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 26 points 5 months ago

Not to mention the various Trump religions that will definitely form in the wake of his death, shit's gonna be weird

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I kind of don't think people as a group have enough follow through to start (more of a) cult around trump. We just don't have a collective attention span that lasts longer than a week. What we're seeing is more like a lifestyle brand than a group of people seriously committed to ideals.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

Yes, but him dying from covid in office would have been peak content.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

I wish he actually believed some of the things he said. Trump taking a truly heroic dose of horse paste then shitting his guts out would have been true kino

[-] NewLeaf@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

The internet as we know it will die with trump. Even with him alive, there are still days where I think "there's nothing on the Internet today"

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