this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2024
288 points (84.1% liked)

Technology

62885 readers
5213 users here now

This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.

Our Rules

  1. Follow the lemmy.world rules.
  2. Only tech related content.
  3. Be excellent to each other!
  4. Mod approved content bots can post up to 10 articles per day.
  5. Threads asking for personal tech support may be deleted.
  6. Politics threads may be removed.
  7. No memes allowed as posts, OK to post as comments.
  8. Only approved bots from the list below, to ask if your bot can be added please contact us.
  9. Check for duplicates before posting, duplicates may be removed
  10. Accounts 7 days and younger will have their posts automatically removed.

Approved Bots

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
L3s@lemmy.world
enu@lemmy.world
technopagan@lemmy.world
L4s@lemmy.world
288
Video Shows First Neuralink Patient Playing Mario Kart With His Mind (futurism.com)
submitted 11 months ago by catculation@lemmy.zip to c/technology@lemmy.world
233 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I didn’t know about people, but there is no way I am getting a fucking electronic chip installed in my brain, no matter how cool it might be

It should only ever be imo used to help the disabled and that too without any involvement of someone like elon

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Non invasive BCI capable of the exact stuff neuralink has demonstrated has existed for a while and its probably a much more viable way to help the disabled than cramming chips into their head.

[–] lemmyvore@feddit.nl 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What if it's a suppository.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 15 points 11 months ago

🤔 How girthy we talkin' here?

[–] Erasmus@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Can it vibrate?

[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean, it is up to you.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I mean, it is up you.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Now this is what I signed up for.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This technology is evolving so fast it wont be long and a non invasive wearable will be able to do exactly the same.

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] stringere@leminal.space 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Still around, too: https://www.gtec.at/product-configurator/unicorn-brain-interface/

$1,200 US entry price might seem a bit steep for a "fancy game controller/keyboard" to the able-bodied, but the QOL improvements for disabled people easily eclipse that.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I saw colleagues using a more robust device ~9 years ago, and it was bonkers. Completely puts Neuralink to shame.

[–] schmidtster@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

EEG can’t input analog inputs, neurololink is accomplishing an entirely different tech, so that’s quite literally impossible. Sorry.

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Then what is your plan to learn about upcoming things like the new pampers absorption technology 4.0.1?!