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Homer
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Hedonism and Wealth should not be your metric for evaluating people, anon.
Homer sleeps at his job, is a habitual drinker, and is willfully ignorant.
But he did also win a nuclear power plant design contest.
It was a contest for children!!
And he whooped their butts!
Sounds like a nice simple life
Also constantly abuses Bart
Also painfully inept at his job, but they're corrupt, evil, and also pretty inept