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this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2024
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Hedonism and Wealth should not be your metric for evaluating people, anon.
Homer sleeps at his job, is a habitual drinker, and is willfully ignorant.
But he did also win a nuclear power plant design contest.
It was a contest for children!!
And he whooped their butts!
Sounds like a nice simple life
Also constantly abuses Bart
Also painfully inept at his job, but they're corrupt, evil, and also pretty inept