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[-] HamBrick@programming.dev 59 points 11 months ago

non-spray non-cooking stick

[-] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

reminds me of a joke that's fun to tell kids:

what's brown and sticky?

The kids usually think about it and say "eew, poop?"

No. A stick. A stick is brown and stick-y.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Also, vegemite

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

I am a stick.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago

That a nice-looking stick ya got there

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 months ago

The butter was actually a non-spray, non-stock cooking stick.

Put a hotdog on the end, and what you have is actually a non-spray cooking stick.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago

This is peak shitposting. Love it

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago
[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Okay, you win

[-] TodaviaTyler@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I'm definitely here for this!

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago
[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 months ago

I've heard it mainly sticks to kids

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

That's what I was gonna say. If it doesn't stick it doesn't do as much damage.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
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[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 20 points 11 months ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Shish kebab?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 15 points 11 months ago

How about stick cooking spray and spray cooking stick? Please advice.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Napalm for sticky cooking spray?

Edit: sticky spray cooking

[-] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Non-stick spray cooking will also spray cook sticks. It can act as a stick cooking spray.

I hope this helps.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What about non sticky non cooking non spray?

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 points 11 months ago
[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago

Well, then she oughta take a shower perhaps

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Now cook and touch my spray stick.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Non, regrette rien.

[-] ahriboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

Please, do not use superglue spray as hairspray.

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