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I am a money! (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/gay@lemmy.world
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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

Aww, a homosexual? But I wanted a peanut!

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

There is an obvious joke here I am so desperately trying not to make

[-] Killercat103@infosec.pub 1 points 8 months ago

Same clip as the meme

[-] omega_x3@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Homosexuals can get many peanuts.

Explain

Well this store owner obviously is willing to exchange goods for services.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Why can't I be no kids and three money?

[-] Humana@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

Man, nobody takes American Express...

[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Because they used to charge outrageous fees, and probably still do (I can't give you a figure because they don't advertise it on their website: https://www.americanexpress.com/au/merchant/accept-amex-cards.html )

Get a different card that charges lower fees. Reward cards are dumb, in my opinion.

Or this was a joke, in which case: 😅

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of ~~bumblebees~~ homosexuals on ‘em. ‘Give me five ~~bees~~ gays for a quarter,’ you’d say.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago
[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

I've been giving blowjobs for the past 3 years to pay off a Twix so it's not great

But fun

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

In experience and pride. Then again I am a submissive bitch so

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

subby sluts are great, they deserve the recognition~

(I say this as a switch)

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Well all I can say is guilty lol

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Should have taken one stick then you only needed to give them for 1.5 years unless you enjoy it of course 😉

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Putting a quote by avowed socialist martin luther king on your poster about which credit cards you accept is peak capitalism. if you threaten the social order they'll kill you, then they'll shove their ideology into your dead mouth as though you agreed with them all along.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The MLK quote is under the listed cards. Of course, he's referring to Christian "love," which is why it's okay to hate the gays.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

I have NO IDEA how I missed that...

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

does no one else see the part of the image that says

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." Martin Luther King

?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Okay yeah that's on me. I have no idea how the fuck I missed that. I deeply apologize

[-] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Does MasterCard have a dream?

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago

It dreams for you to discover Visa

[-] fury@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Homersexuals*

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Taking your gay friends to the drive thru and going home alone with a cheeseburger.

[-] Ktheone@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I read that image as "We accept Visa, you discover MasterCard"

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

So they take my hole, got ya

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Man if they did then I'd have a way easier time in life.

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