So now the show is going to be about the civil war among the care bears about the best way to fight negativity.

Facts aren't going to change any of them for voting for him. Quoting Revelations 13:3 might scare them a little. "One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast."

Not going to get much of a commission when this "private citizen" sends a coupon in for his first few payments and they have to repo it.

Don't "memesplain" us

Well apparently there are no negative consequences for staging a coop.

NPC: hey buddy I know you just killed the world ending dragon but my shoe string broke and it would be dangerous to for me to walk to the other side of town to get a replacement string. Can you go get me the string? If you do this for me I give you an item that you have an inventory full of that you won't use because you are saving them all for a tougher fight, even after beating the secret ultra hard boss and the final boss but there might still be a need.

Me: hell yes I'll get your shoe string on the other side of the world if I had to. Don't worry about giving me any money I maxed that out hours ago and can't find anything to spend it on. Sure I'll take the item, you never know when you might land in a fight where a potion that heal 1% saves me. Sorry about not talking to you 100 hours ago your character model looked kind of plain so I didn't think you would have quest for me.

Hey that's the guy that successfully killed that failure Hitler.

Why does it have eyes even though it says no organs, ignoring the problem that skin is an organ.

He was a world champion Hitler assassin

Team Fortran raise up, but not too fast our old bones aren't as strong as they used to be.

They don't have any debt? I'm still 5 or 6 years from $0 if I don't get sick or have to replace a car.

It's not a boulder, it's a rock. Oh the pioneers used to ride these everywhere.