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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon starves (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago

Do your legs not fucking work?

[–] 800XL@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

Jesus. Sack up. Lol.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

talking loudly can't even concentrate on eating

Huh??

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Anon keeps losing his focus and ends up putting food in the wrong holes.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Relatable

[–] jackoneill@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure you just shit out your mouth if you do that

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

anon could have some sensory issues on the auditory side. When you do have sensory problems like that and are made to be in a loud crowd, it's easy to start feeling really uncomfortable and even overwhelmed

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That's not your family, they're just people you live with, who you happen to be related to.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Who also pay your rent, heating, food, prepare the food..?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

In a rather arbitrarily defined sense of "related"