I have zero knowledge about this game, but this was an enjoyable read
I've just jumped from Reddit. It's great that this story is posted here now. It needs to be repeated once a year for those new or who haven't heard it yet. Great story!
It was on 4chan /tg/ much earlier. God, I was young then.
i will always read this when and wherever it is posted. Fantastic story every time im reminded of it.
I remember when this happened. It was a at my local game store sci fi city. It was the talk of store for about a week.
I’ve just jumped from Reddit.
What happened now?
Nothing dramatic, but I was wanting to engage in communities after just being a lurker but found engagement difficult, read about Lemmy when Boost for Reddit died, noticed Boost was back in playstore, so here I am.
Well, welcome.
We have
and I’m sure other communities exist.
Thanks, I will check those out. I found some mini painting communities to be equal parts inspired and intimidated by too!
thank you for the great easy to follow description of the TKO
Technically true is still the goodest of the trues
Credit to the Imgur user at the bottom of the image. I just screenshotted it.
Here's an article interviewing them and giving some more detail https://www.dicebreaker.com/series/warhammer-40000/feature/warhammer-40k-shooter-wheels-kroot-conga-line
Haha I used to reserve rush an IG army occasionally and this was definitely something that could happen. Either this pic/post is old or they never changed those rules because I haven't played in 10-12 years.
Why you always, and I mean ALWAYS, include some sort of non-edge entry unit. Drop pod(s), Valkeries, some kind of hover bike, etc.
Im just getting into the hobby and i think currently each player gets a zone to deploy in and cannot have more than half their armies' point value held in reserve. I dont believe either player can deploy in the other player's zone either. This scenario is probably the reason why these changes exist lol
This is old. Like 2001 old. I think this was 3rd edition Tau vs white scars.
'09 and 5th ed. 🤓
You're right! God I really am that old.
Ahh that makes sense. Looks like 'Wheels' is playing White Claws (think that's name) which had special deployment rules back in the day. Like they could come in off the short, ie non-deployment edge, section of the table.
White Scars are Space Marines, White Claw is alcohol.
White Claw Space Marines would be intimidating though.
They got their White Scars from drinking too many White Claws
lol Right right! Good nickname for them now :p
Half the player's points and they can't come in the first round unless GW likes your faction the most.
(Space Marines using droppods)
Back in the day, I was talked into playing in a WH Fantasy tournament by my FLGS owner, despite (frankly, more likely because of) my public opposition to GW's shitty antics. The tournament was to take place over summer break and by celebrating the upcoming 3rd edition, hopefully pull in some new players to the hobby. They were even allowing 100% proxy armies to lower that barrier. So, I knew I had some treants and elven rangers leftover from a recent d&d campaign, and Wood Elves seemed cool enough.
In building that army, what stuck out to me was the wording of a certain magic sword (items that only heroes and leaders could equip, some faction-locked but many were not). The sword granted its "bearer" a ST 10, and I quietly looked up the same in the brand new 3rd Ed rulebook. It said "wielder", and I knew my strategy was secure as the tournament was openly advertised as "using both 2nd and 3rd editions to help everyone get familiar with the new rules". That, coupled with the Wood Elf racial item Bow of Lothlorien (fire up to your ATT at your ST) and my army's leader astride a mighty unicorn (passive save 4+ vs magic, on top of leader's same save meant I had an incredible chance to simply ignore every spell targeting the unit or its location), the rule-bending badass was firing four times per activation at Strength 10. To put that in perspective, a ballista was ST 8 and only fired once — I repeat: a siege weapon that fired small telephone poles to sunder stone structures was more than 4x less dangerous... Oh, and one more thing to dial this in nicely: Wood Elf skirmishers are non-viable targets in wooded cover per both 3e and 2e rules.
So, running that leader up and down a treeline as part of a skirmish unit, while lobbing tactical nukes at the adversary and shrugging off every attempted AoE effect made short work of every single match, straight through to the Finals.
Chad
I love the tape measures on the table.
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