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[–] Lemvi 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

->go to sleep

->mobilization is announced

->wake up

->too late, go to prison

[–] intelshill@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 year ago

go on a hike

...

return to car, get detained, end up in prison

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

System works as designed

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gonna be hilarious when all the people drumming up war thinking that it was others who were gonna fight and die are going to start finding out that it's their ass getting shelled in a trench somewhere.

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I wish all pro-war individuals a very become trench mist.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, one side has been getting all invadey recently.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Yup, the other side played absolutely no part in creating the conditions for the conflict, and absolutely nothing could've been done differently. What we really need to do now is to keep escalating to ensure that the maximum possible number of people dies.

[–] Kualk@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Poland gets ready to take Ukraine role

[–] TammyTobacco@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who are they mobilizing against? It might surprise you, but I don't read polish.

[–] nekandro@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

There's a translation literally right there