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Step 1: Learn Spanish

Step 2: Become a medium

Step 3: Move to Argentina

Step 4: Have a seánce with Javier Milei

Step 5: Tell him his dogs think that in order to truly free the markets, the means of production must be nationalized

Step 6: Tell him to stop dating his sister

Step 7: Communism has won

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[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Just sneak into Xi Jinpings office and press the communism button.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Me sneaking into the white house to secretly replace the capitalism button with a communism button

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

"Up Da Ra" by The Rubberbandits except it's about how communism was won

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

This was a realistic plan until Step 6.

this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024

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