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[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Maybe t rexes have ridiculous long twisty willies like some birds do. It's a tragedy but there are things the fossil record will never show us.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn prudish fossil record.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soft tissue doesn't survive to be fossilized. So really, it's the limp-dicked T-Rexes we should be blaming.

[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the other hand, what's this:

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

a bone all dinosaurs have

some have it the other way

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't lose hope, someday we might find the imprint of a t-rex that embarrassingly face-planted into the mud with his dick out

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doing what he loved, humping an anthill.

[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Nature finds a way

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

Who says they use their hands? They could grind against a tree, for example.

[–] Nanomerce@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

couldn't they be like dolphins and use other animals if they couldn't use their hands.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A Last Kingdom meme in the wild? Truly the gods do have a sense of humor.

[–] Mannimarco@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But this is a Lord of the Rings meme?

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is it? I guess that would make sense, since I can't place the two actors on either side. I thought that was Uhtred, son of Uhtred in the middle (and it's definitely something that he would say in the show), but maybe I've just been watching more The Last Kingdom than LOTR lately.

Thanks for setting me straight!

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't worry - I thought the same thing! I even heard the words in Uhtreds voice.

Loved that show. I dropped off around season 2 though. The first season was great but when he became constantly neutered by Alfred's loyalty baptisms I got bored.

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My wife and I just finished the last season and are now starting the movie wrap-up, and I've been pretty engrossed the whole time.

But it's definitely a little frustrating when the protagonist consistently gets either outwitted or otherwise trapped by a character with his own agenda, but I will say that I don't think the writing is bad, as the characters consistently act in their own interest and in the interest of the people/ideals they care about. And season 2 does introduce some pretty good characters and has some pretty good major plot points, so you might give another try if you liked season 1.

OTOH, it's your life; don't waste it watching a show that doesn't hold your interest!

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

now i wonder what AI would come up with for realistic dinosaur sexual stuff.. knowing the web its already out there.