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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago (15 children)

If I had 5 dicks I'd post pics on Reddit then never prove it.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Back when fallout had class

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (6 children)

New Vegas will live on through memes for decades to come.

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[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If I had five dicks, I'd sell pants. “They fit like a glove. "

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd save children, but not the British children.

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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 53 points 2 years ago

Cyclops: count me in, i want to see while not destroying anything without my sunglasses.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 years ago

Chainsaw hands Joe

That's what they call chainsaw man in the dub

[–] people_are_cute 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I really wished Rogue had just taken her gloves off and held Storm's hand in that scene. Would have put the point across beautifully.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Theres nothing to cure? Is that Right Ms. Amazing powers with no horrific disfigurement thats not a threat to anyone?" takes off glove "If I dont need a cure, then shake my hand. Go on. Do it. I'm perfect as I am, right?"

"Uh..I.."

"SHAKE MY GODDAMN HAND BEFORE I WRAP IT AROUND YOUR THROAT YOU STUCK UP ELITIST BITCH"

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Fun fact - in the comics Forge made a gun that strips away mutant powers, and the government tried to use in on Rogue (which, having absorbed Ms. Marvel, was much more of a threat than her version in the Fox movies) - but Storm, ignorant to the gun's purpose, took the bullet for her. After that, lamenting the loss of her powers became her entire personality for a while. Comics being comics eventually she got them back - but I think that she is still a bit salty about this, and it shows in that scene.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Refresh my memory. Was that when she got the mohawk haircut and started dressing like Grace Jones back-up dancers?

[–] Zanderlus@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They were a year apart. the mohawk and costume change debuted first in #173 (1983) and Storm lost her powers in #185 (1984).

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[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm salty you made fun of my favorite Storm fit, but that was hilariously accurate.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah that line always bothered me as well. Rogue should have just pocked her. Yeah, feel how fine do you feel now

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[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (8 children)

We don't need medicine, prescription glasses, clothes...

We are all perfect already.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

We look at mutants and see cool powers, but mutants in the Marvel universe are first and foremost a hated minority. Storm wants to fight the very idea of the cure, because if the cure exists - mutants will be forced to take it. The poster boy of the cure in that movie was was Warren Worthington III, and he got one of the relatively good mutations (yes, it's physically visible, but it's not one of the grotesque ones) but his father still tried to force the cure on him.

It sucks for mutants like Rogue who really do want to get rid of their powers, but mutantkind as a whole does not have the luxury of allowing the cure to exist.

[–] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 years ago

I liked the premise of the story, hopefully they can try it again in some capacity with a director that's not shit.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Brb, I need an Elden Ring character named Johnny Five-Dicks.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

"Bloody Finger Johnny Five-***** has invaded."

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Online Storm stans will end you.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can just say "Storm stans", the Internet part is assumed 😂

[–] krellor@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I believe you'll find Johnny has six dicks.

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