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Great piece.
Step away from the shower.
What?
If a man donates his sperm and a woman donates an egg, then a baby can be conceived without either bio-parent engaging in intercourse, through in vitro fertilization ("test tube baby"). If the donors remain virgins long enough (maybe they're ace or something), then their bio-child could lose their virginity before either of them do.
Assuming that's what OP meant, that would be a lot more clear.
I didn't think I needed to go that in depth ๐
Yeah, but the way OP wrote the sentence, it reads like they're saying the children can make a baby before they themselves are born.
It's op's first time with the devil's lettuce
After reading the title I'm convinced they might be blackout drunk
You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you
Thanks for that mental image of a girl using a turkey baster as a dildo and jizz as lube of some sort.
Here to help ๐
So this is how virgins reproduce
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This sounds like the start of a prophecy.
I love the cognitive dissonance that this produces.
This is an incredibly badly written sentence.
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2023
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