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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 146 points 10 months ago

You can really see the spark of creativity with this idea

[-] dadGPT@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago
[-] MxM111@kbin.social 25 points 10 months ago
[-] MoonManKipper@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

this one truly does spark joy...

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[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 89 points 10 months ago

I think the handle's a little short

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

The maker is probably not aware of the current battery sizes

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 12 points 10 months ago

He might be schocked by a batteries potential

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[-] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago

We don't know. There is no banana for scale.

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[-] jared@mander.xyz 62 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

And warmer!

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago

I once made a deadplug, I was kinda distracted and ended up with a cable with two male plugs. Hangs on my shop wall as memento for "focus on what you're doing" or something.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 28 points 10 months ago

Reminds me of this.

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

In short, this is a battery handle.

[-] Natanael@slrpnk.net 30 points 10 months ago

It will unleash the battery's potential

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago
[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Perhaps, but I think we’ll see a high level of resistance.

[-] Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago

That might be a hot take.

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[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
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[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago

Just remember to cut it when you dispose the battery, so that sea turtles won't get stuck in it.

[-] root_beer@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago

Perfectly. Legal. Thrill.

[-] StThicket@reddthat.com 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Considering that a 12V battery has an internal resistance of 20 milliohms, the potential current through this thing would be approximately 600A.

It might be too hot to handle (pun intended)

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

You can also get that from just the label. The CCA rating (cold cranking amps) is the max current that specific battery can supply in short bursts. 600 CCA is pretty typical, but I've seen up to 900 in the batteries I ship.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago
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[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago
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[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

It was the last thing they made

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

With that hand, anyway.

[-] neidu2@feddit.nl 22 points 10 months ago

Say you made this, but insulated... does a car battery have enough structural strength in the terminals, though? I imagine you're left holding a handle with two terminals and half a cell stuck to each.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I work in an auto parts warehouse:

Yeah, they'd be fine. It's surprisingly difficult to break them apart. The load would spread out to almost the full width of the battery on either end (ie the plates attached to the terminals against the underside of the lid). Some of the models I ship use plastic straps that hook onto the seam between the lid and base and you can really toss em around before they take damage. (some people are less than gentle with parts :/ but I'm not the manager so 🤷)

Some of the larger batteries with screw terminals might not survive, but the ones where these clamp style are used would be fine.

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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 20 points 10 months ago

And a face full of acid, I imagine

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[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You just gotta use long screws to firmly connect it to the battery, or else it slips off.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 21 points 10 months ago

Took me a min to realize...

[-] JustUseMint@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

I am a "ask me anything" Tech, ask me anything!

[-] Johanno@feddit.de 15 points 10 months ago

How long can you hold the handle once it's attached to a fully loaded battery?

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 16 points 10 months ago
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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

electroBOOM ⚡

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago

Why does it smell like BBQ in here?

[-] omxxi@feddit.de 13 points 10 months ago

that's a killer gadget!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

If it's plastic, then it's fine.

[-] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

A bit of copper would spice things up

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[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Users are calling it a shockingly good invention.

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