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[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 118 points 10 months ago

New lesbian goal unlocked: Be confused for a ghost

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 60 points 10 months ago

New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 100 points 10 months ago

WHERE DID HER MOUTH GO!? :-P

[-] Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com 57 points 10 months ago

Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey

[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Cats don't care about fangs, silly

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

I looked at the image again and what what actual fuck

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

That's why she's a lesbian.

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

It’s hiding behind “went out”.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

It's anaAttempt at defense against AI. Doesn't want her head used for porn.

Welcome to the future.

[-] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

She could just not post pictures of her face.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Exactly. If you keep your eyes open you'll see teenagers and family photos covering their face. Probably in vain because as AI improves it'll be able to figure out what that person's face is supposed to look like based on their family or some crazy shit like that.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago

It's probably already too late.:-P

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I hope not, but this is the internet and we're on the dark timeline.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 10 months ago

As a ghost, she will embrace the dark, become one with it, and own it.

[-] Quexotic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Is everything ok at home?

Seriously though, thanks for the laugh.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

Apparently not, she must be restless for a reason if she didn't move on:-D.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 10 months ago
[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

That's why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago

Except the ones that are ALL TEETH...

and even then, I guess:-P.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Help I'm steppin' into the twilight zone

Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Danger Helvetica.

Either that or she has no mouth and must scream.

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

Or maybe this is proof that we all are in The Matrix? :-P

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

James Bond stole it.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I just figured out that her mouth is behind the "went out" part of the text

She's doing that mouth pose, I don't know what it's called

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 1 points 10 months ago

"smiling"? hehe:-P

[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 81 points 10 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Send shivers down my frenulum.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 10 months ago

Those clothes are 1000% early 60s.

[-] iviattendurefort@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Only a ghost could know that...

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

I'll take things that didn't happen for 400

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Was the mom right?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

I mean, after WWI, they didn't have all too many men kickin' about...

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

So many roommates. As far as the eye could see.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 17 points 10 months ago

Nice try lesbian ghost. I am on to you!

[-] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Perhaps she just misheard: no I think she's just a thespian

[-] somethingp@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

This actually makes the story a 1000x more believable!

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago
[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

She turned me into a newt!

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago
[-] some_guy 9 points 10 months ago

Lesliebeans have been haunting my place for years. I called a poultryguyst to throw chickens at them and make them go away.

Pro-LGBTQ+ silliness here. Everyone deserves clothes from 1920s.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

"I think" lmao

[-] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I thought she was cosplaying as Wendy of Wendy's notoriety TBH

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