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[-] Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 6 months ago

we are walking piles of hotfixes and technical debt

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 39 points 6 months ago

If it works, it works. Don't give me these code review bullshit.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago

It barely works, though. Compared to modern machines and most animals, our bodies are craptastic.

We're better than any other animal at walking long distances, but other than that, we have some of the least functional and most fragile bodies.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 months ago

We are animals… other animals have the same mess going on inside them.

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 9 points 6 months ago

[citation needed]

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago

Isn't that what pushes us to create all kinds of shits to help us? It's more of a feature if I have to say

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

And we're completely wrecking the joint in the process.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago

Yeah but we can tell marketing it's state of the art code created via genetic algorithm metaheuristics

[-] RocketMudkip@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

do you still use the default one?

it's not that bad but meh

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 points 6 months ago

upgraded to 100gbit fiber. changed my entire life

[-] user224 4 points 6 months ago

Damn, my brain is connected by serial at 2400 baud.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

sorry, now I'm not sure if the picture depicts the nervous system, or the vascular system

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 4 points 6 months ago

Vascular + lymphatics.

I can't tell if there are nerves in there as - despite a degree in neuroscience - I have zero knowledge of neuroanatomy.

[-] Speiser0@feddit.de 12 points 6 months ago

Should I cut the blue or the red?

[-] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 7 points 6 months ago
[-] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 12 points 6 months ago

What are ya talking about, brosef? That's a great design! We're engines of warfare, and in warfare machines, ya gotta have redundancy! More redundancy! And spread the vitals around, make sure a stray pinecone launched from a big 80 foot enemy war machine above ya doesn't take ya out! The trees are coming!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Dude, there's pretty much only ONE part of the human body that can take a bullet without a high risk of death or permanent injury.

Hint: it's the thing most politicians talk out of.

[-] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 6 months ago

You're fighting the wrong war, man! Trees don't use bullets, they have BETTER weapons! Look out for the gimps! THE GIMPIE!

[-] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 months ago

pull them out

My brother I have been trying but my shrink keeps telling me nonsense things like "You are not a machine" and "There is no government tracking chip in your arm, stop trying to dig it out with a broken pencil". One day the crude biomass that they call a temple will soon decay and wither and they will beg my kind to save them. But I am already saved for the machine is immortal.

[-] bigmclargehuge@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Praise be the Omnissiah

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of Dawkins case against intelligent design. The laryngeal nerve if the giraffe is wrapped around the aorta, therefore as the animal evolved to have a longer neck, the nerve got longer.

So for the current day giraffe it guys from the brain, down to the heart and back up to the larynx, for a fifteen feet detour.

[-] JeanJoblin@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

You may not like it, but this is the ideal cable management

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Priority order of cable management:

  1. functional
  2. organized
  3. pretty

Doesn't matter how good it looks if it doesn't work.

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago

sounds like a Tool music video

[-] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I know the cables fit, 'cause i watched them pull away.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

No! Zip-tie them!

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