Someone call 911, Grimace has been murdered!
I wish I could do original things with my gaff but you gotta be conservative because housing is a commodity.
If you're gonna go for the unusual, you have to fully commit to it. Don't stop halfway, because it's gonna be cringe. But if you go all the way, they will call it art, and they'll pay you multiple times over what you paid for it.
With art, there is an inverse relationship between the number of people who will buy it and how much they'll pay for it. Art everyone wants is cheap, niche art is expensive.
If you go full send, you can charge more if the stars align and you can find a buyer.
Plot twist: the dude is colourblind and thinks that's brown.
I initially saw this post while wearing blue blocking glasses and it looked completely normal
As a survival strategy I therefore propose
Dude is trying to sell a kitchen that only the protagonist from saints row would buy
It's hideous.
My SO would love it.
I would 100% splash some teal accents up in there and go full 1994 jazz ass kitchen
Thanos Kitchen
Like Thanos and Grimmace had a three way with Barney
Honestly I love that kitchen.
Silence is violets
My eyes hurt. But suddenly I want cherry swirl ice cream.
I love it... unfortunately I can't buy a house.
I like it.
Honestly, the interior decor of a house probably seldom matters.
It always depends on geography.
If you have a outrageously painted kitchen inside a house in a prime area, no one is going to care about the colors of the cupboards.
Well, if you have a house to sell in a prime area, there's no need to put in an outrageous kitchen like that in order to attract buyers. The only reason you'd need to do that is if your house ISN'T.
Cool AF for a place to visit.
Would not want to live there permanently. Is OP a wizard or something? Lol
Would probably change the cabinets to a lighter color but I love it.
im sure this is fake but, would
I guess I have bad taste sign me up
POV: you're on your kitchen while your husband keep looking at his rocks.
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