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Why didn’t the sun go to university?
(lemmy.world)
Pretty bright.
An academic ad-visor helps.
That's no match for a Fulbright scholarship.
Even if it went, it would outshine all the other students.
It would've been a "stellar" student in the "universe"-ity though
Golden 😂
But if he had went the buffalo would say "Bye sun!"
It has 5,000 degrees, a 24/7/365 job, and still doesn't get paid any money.
Duh it's not 24h, it's sleeping at night
Still can't find a job in this economy 'no one wants to work anymore! - I'm paying 2$ less then minimum wage, and I'll only take 50% of tips! "
Must have spent a long time in university to get all those degrees. Unless they're all honorary degrees?
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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