That wasn't god, though it was Jesus. He runs a successful pool cleaning company.
An 80-year-old rich man goes in for a check-up with his doctor.
Doctor: how have you been feeling?
Man: I've been feeling great! I managed to marry a 23-year-old, and we've been having sex regularly! Well, it's a little tough to get started or finish, but we must be doing something right because I got her pregnant!
Doctor: So I have this friend who is an avid hunter, but his eyesight is going a bit. One time he went out for a hunt, and he accidentally brought an umbrella instead of his rifle. He didn't notice, and when he came across a doe, he lined up his shot with the umbrella, pulled on the handle, and there was a loud BANG and the doe fell. How do you explain that?
Man: Some other asshole must've plugged that doe!
Doctor: Excellent, I'm glad you understand.
Just going to tell it here because why not.
Was at the supermarket in this very tiny town and the girl behind the counter looks very similar to someone else I know. Debated if I should say anything and finally just blurted out "hey are you related to $name?". She said "yeah she is my cousin". "Wow cool you guys look a lot alike"
Next day I see $name and mention running into her cousin.
"Haha she is still telling people that?"
"Huh?"
"We aren't cousins, we just look a lot alike so it became a running joke"
"Not related at all?"
"Nope"
Me thinking for a moment
"You are 18 and you grew up in this village, this was a little ways away and she looked about 18. So you were in different school districts"
"Yeah?"
"So how do two 18 year olds know each other so well that they have a running joke for years and yet didn't know each other from school?"
"Oh! My dad and her mom are friends. We would go on playdates together a lot when we were kids"
"Friends"
"Yeah"
I looked at her for a moment and realized that she didn't know, and decided I wasn't going to be the one to tell her.
I mean she was right, sisters aren't cousins
More like cuckmate
Modern day Joseph.
Uh who's gonna tell him ?
let him cook for a while until he realizes at birth God wanted for the kid to be black
The miracles never cease!
Lol
Who wants to be the one to tell him all about... the birds and the bees and... Larry down the street?
Good ol larry. Also stop talking jibberish science it ain't real god gives us children.
That's definitely his sister
Ignorance is bliss. Until reality smacks them in the face.
Virgin Marry 2
Boy first you need to button up that bird cage
It happens in nature....it is called parthenogenesis. It could also happen to lesser hermaphrodites and intersex people....also scientifically we can do it with just male and female dna now. Or you know she could have cucked him or he just happened to have a live one.
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