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[–] Feirdro@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”

[–] bestnerd@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

“Time for your lasagna John.”

[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

jon eagerly offers up his ass

”i love mondays” jon whispers haughtily

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔

[–] SasquatchBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

More like increases the longer he holds out

[–] tonarinokanasan 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you're around them.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago

Weell I dunno about that one

[–] CassowaryTom@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago
[–] Fontasia@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago

"You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We're both best served up in pans."

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Thought this was talking about the president before realizing that's James Garfield.