Can't say I'm speaking from experience here, but maybe your wife would be happier with cake that's virus-free?
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ProTip: Frost a chair cushion so it looks like the cake, then put like fifty candles on it
When you light the candles, spill some high proof liquor on it so it goes up in a fireball and loudly declare that the cake must have been bad because good cakes don't catch fire like that
Everyone will cheer and clap because of your bravery
Do they actually have the ability to fulfill your order? I'm not sure what would be gained by doing this.
The cake exists by virtue of being ordered on the website
Demand side economics.
First come first serve, let them find out later when they get to someone else's order that they have run out of cake.