[-] goose@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

$10.99 seems like an ok price for that meal in 2025

[-] goose@hexbear.net 95 points 3 months ago

(explaining sex to a pole) imagine an ice cream,

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by goose@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

olimar-point pikmin-carry-l pikmin-carry-r louie-wtf

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submitted 3 months ago by goose@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

This resets the timer for the duration since you last saw or heard this phrase. Don't worry about the timer's purpose

[-] goose@hexbear.net 62 points 4 months ago

In a hypothetical situation in which I was a guy whose eyes were temporarily replaced by cartoon stars due to the attention of a cool lady, I would not feel comfortable indulging in that feeling online due to fears of both the potential negative reaction of other men and the potential negative reaction of women.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 65 points 5 months ago

He's getting out-posted by Literally The Democrats. He's all out of juice, just a desiccated husk of a poster

We'll always have Diet Coke and "It's their house, he's supposed to be there"

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Don't miss out on your opportunity to get the unintentionally funniest campaign merch ever created. Filled with 100% pure water from the beach that makes you old

[-] goose@hexbear.net 61 points 6 months ago

Oh no, it references something that Harris said that actually connected with people in general instead of pandering specifically to their toxic insular clique

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submitted 6 months ago by goose@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

As it turns out, your foot size can change over the course of your life. Who knew? If you've been wearing the same shoe size for years, it's worth double-checking that they still fit properly so that you don't screw up your feet and require months of recovery hahaha fml

  • When you have running or athletic shoes on, you should have about a thumb's worth of space between your longest toe and the tip of the shoe
  • When you put all your weight on your foot, the upper part of the shoe shouldn't bulge out on the sides. If it does, you need either a wider size or a size up
  • Your feet expand throughout the day, so that's the best time to check
  • Your feet are slightly different sizes, so check both
  • You can add arch support with insoles if needed

Those are the basics, but there's more info here: https://www.asics.com/nz/en-nz/mk/choosing-the-right-running-shoe/finding-the-right-fit

Also, if anyone needs some men's 10.5 shoes, I have a bunch for you

[-] goose@hexbear.net 64 points 6 months ago
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I just wanna grill ‘em all for god’s sake

[-] goose@hexbear.net 82 points 11 months ago
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RIP in peace, Firefish/Calckey (git.joinfirefish.org)
submitted 11 months ago by goose@hexbear.net to c/fediverse@hexbear.net

Development activity had slowed to a trickle, and the project owner and lead developer is now stepping away. The flagship instance, firefish.social, doesn't seem to be working anymore. It looks like many Firefish instances are planning on migrating to other Misskey forks like Sharkey.

It's a bummer to see this. Firefish had a decent amount of hype around it for a minute, and the UI and feature set are nice.

[-] goose@hexbear.net 64 points 11 months ago

Have Americans stopped to consider that everything is actually great and they're just stupid for not appreciating it? If you'll just look at this chart,

[-] goose@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago

I honestly have no idea why a Republican would vote for DeSantis when Trump is on the ballot. Do they think Trump is too frou-frou? Are they concerned with how efficiently their political enemies are harmed?

[-] goose@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago

If you ask ten Americans to explain capitalism, nine will simply describe a market economy

[-] goose@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago

Nothing funny about rolling snake eyes on someone at work. Not saying it ever happened to me. Leave me alone

[-] goose@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago

I'm waiting for Grok 2.0, which tells you an Islamophobic joke whether you ask it to or not

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