Attempting to win at poker with a collection of rocks, glass and, cards I have doodled on.

Id get a medal for defending democracy.

Building without a permit

Having six throwing stars and a shitload of buffs... as a potato

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Democracy (it was helldivers)

Public inebriation, disturbing the peace

(Rock and Stone ⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️)

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

Falcon punching Pikachu.

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

Capturing and enslaving weird magic animals

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

Stealing villager's beds.

Tax Fraud.

Unlicensed space travel

Supporting democracy!

Rotting in a Shinra prison for bombing a Mako reactor. In my defense, the new explosion graphics were great.

Climbing a mountain but dying too much along the way. Like a little too much.

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

Throwing a stick of dynamite into the middle of a kkk meeting outside of Rhodes. Sorry, not sorry.

Genocide

Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

Disregarding all Osha violations, colonizing a planet and killing all natural life.

damm I love factorio

Forcing thousands of grandmother's into endless work. Destroying ecosystems. Ravaging planets. Ending light itself. Enslaving Gods. And eliminating every parallel world in existence. All to make cookies. More and more. On and on and on. Universes of cookies more numerous than atoms in the cosmos.

But I'm almost done.

Been playing Dorfromantik so building quaint, idyllic villages with expansive forests and streams.

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Driving a giant tractor with a trailer full of soybeans the wrong way around a roundabout to deliver the soybeans to the grocery store.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Space mining.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Driving a Trabant through the desert. Occasionally shooting rabid bunnies.

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘