Rolling up the contents of a town into a big, sticky ball.
I've been playing Paradox games, so I'm probably going straight to the Hague and deserving it
Bringing democracy to the wider galaxy.
Managed Democracy for everyone!
And in this scenario probably a trip to the Hague for me
Nah. If spreading freedom™️ would get you to the Hague, the US would be bankrupt, by now.
Beating wild animals into submission, capturing them and putting them to work in a shack I built in the woods.
Palworld
Placing a billion conveyor belts, strip mining a planet with no regard to the pollution I caused, and full scale genocide against the native bugs who already lived there.
Sorry, biters, I gotta launch my rocket.
Fishing
I didn't realise our poaching laws were that severe
I rank my games on their fishing mini games. Fishing games are terrible though.
Trafficking humans, putting them in tiny 1x1m cages where they cannot sit, force them to do cheap labour, separate their children at birth, and kill them if they are too expensive...
Fuck I love Minecraft!
Poluting the environment with my selfbuild automated factorys and thus enrage the local bug population (wich i sadly now have to nuke)
Your honor, the factory must grow.
Building a miles-long cobblestone road through mountains and over frozen rivers to a farming village from my house on a snowy plain then entering peoples homes while they sleep and cleaning them out of any food and valuables. Also crop theft.
And maybe pushing that wild pig into my fenced in pasture from the mountainside because I didn't have any carrots to lure him in willingly.
Strip mining a planet, refining raw materials, building factories, and researching new technology. All to build a rocket to get off said planet.
The factory is growing to meet the demands of a growing factor(io)y
Osha violations (Portal 2)
Killing thousands of mortally challenged, including a few with a chainsaw.
I’m probably not who you were hoping to reach with this meme lol
Assault, battery, torture, stalking, breaking & entering, trespassing, destruction of property, illegal search & seizure, tampering with evidence, aiding & abetting, reckless driving, speeding, operation of an unlicensed vehicle, unlawful interception, child endangerment, unlawful imprisonment, conspiracy, and, of course, vigilantism
But absolutely zero murder
Food was very sparce so I had to butcher the last prisoner we had. And we didnt even get much meat, he was missing both legs and an arm from the raid he came with.
KILLING BUGS AND ROBOTS FOR DEMOCRACY!!! HAIL SUPER EARTH!!!
I was merging different colored jellies. It's actually pretty relaxing lol
Spreading democracy
Probably for driving truck into car while being drunk. (the former in game, letter in RL).
Building a house...seems fitting.
Not paying for the resources that I collected to survive while crash landed on an alien planet.
I will be protecting and distributing managed democracy across the galaxy.
The last game I played was Insurgency, and I was playing as the "Security" side, so I'm golden. I could commit genocide and they wouldn't fucking touch my ass.
Eradicating an entire species of bugs
I think you mean SPREADING DEMOCRACY.
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