Once in a Reddit gift exchange i told someone that “i like the onion” and i was gifted a coffee table book about onions. To this day i don’t know if the man was a master troll or if he just thought i liked onions.
"My secret santa match said they like onions... I'm never doin' this shit again, redditors are weird." - That person, probably
What's in that book? I like onions, so I feel like I could maybe learn something.
You should get a book from the Onion and put the dust jacket on the onion book
"Let’s be real—do you think if I was Muslim I’d have all these DUIs?”
Depends how devout. They're not supposed to drink, so probably not.
It bugs me that the quality of this image seems to degrade every time the meme is used, so I took a fresh screenshot from my Season 6 DVDs. Feel free to use it as you see fit.
Your instance decided to shut itself down. Mind reposting that image on another instance (and potentially considering moving your account) once it's back up?
Muslims probably would be immediately assumed to be terrorists
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