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Seriously, dafuq is wrong with some of you??
You are one of the cowards, the stench of fear pours out of your very presence.
I am mighty and I am practically drowning in strange your feeble mind would certainly stroke trying to fathom.
My thrice daily casual exploits make your greatest conquest look like a teenager trying to silently fumble their gonads under their childhood cartoon sheets while trying to recall 3 frames of an 80's sci-fi film that awoke something mysterious within them.
now this is the content i subscribed for!
piss on, my sisters, my brothers and my gender non-conforming others, and piss long! 💫
Agreed. This is wonderful reading.
How about buying an urinal instead of pissing in the sink?
Don't cut yourself with all that edge.
Maybe use toilets ?
I vote for pissing through holes in high wooden fences. So much more exciting.
Maybe if you actually want to get caught.
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2024
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