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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by MemeCollector@kbin.social to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

4 panel comic:
1 NPC says: A Lesbian? You just haven't had the right dick yet
2 person replies: But my gf has a dick
3 NPC with blank look
4 NPC looks angry

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[–] Sagethefolxhero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lol at the comment not understanding that women can have dicks

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my trans coworker a few jobs back showed us a meme: "Girls are like pizza. Some girls are like a plain cheese pizza. Girls like me are like a pizza with sausage."

she was a trip. Fond working with her.

[–] Fylkir 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Which reminds me: never seen Polish or German sausage on a pizza.

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Surely there must be some fetish site for that...

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 1 points 2 years ago

I have! There was a joint in Leavenworth WA that used to do it. German sausage (or maybe kielbasa, not sure), stone ground mustard, sauerkraut, onions, etc. And it was gooood. But they don't make it anymore for some stupid reason.

[–] whoamibro@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago
  1. Person replies: are you straight? You just haven't had the right dick yet

Doesn't work if the NPC is female tho

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Helen launched a thousand ships but somehow people think that it’s dick that’s powerful? Please.

[–] quicksand@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

And that was only with her face!

[–] YFNH@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

Curb Your Enthusiasm theme begins to play

[–] SmoochyPit@beehaw.org 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah darn— on Kbin it shows properly. On Lemmy (or at least my Lemmy client, I’m using wefwef) the post title shows as “¯_(ツ)_/¯” because the backslash is registered as an escape or formatting character, so you have to do 2 backlashes. It was common on Reddit for that to happen (warning: Reddit profile link), so somebody would give them the other backslash or 2 (in the case of the underscores emphasizing text as well.)

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's standard markdown, which old reddit used. I don't think it should be applied in titles which should be rendered as plain text. On my client, Connect, it renders correctly.

[–] SmoochyPit@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh! I might open an issue then, if it seems inconsistent from the default web interface.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just checked in the browser and it does render as plain text, so that would appear to be how it's intended to look. I think titles should be that way anyway - large plain text is enough to communicate a title.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MemeCollector@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sure does, what's tripping you up there?

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 years ago

Common prescriptivist linguist L

[–] Space_Can@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Could you finish this statement, if possible? Trans woman are ______

Now I would recommend taking great care in how you answer. Some consideration of what instance you're on would probably also help.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Trans women are wonderful and accepted parts of our society! Trans women sometimes have penises and that makes us twinsies because I have a penis too! Trans women are humans usually except for the aliens pretending to be humans and sometimes posing as Trans women!

There I finished it for you! Couldn't help meself

[–] MemeCollector@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

And don't forget women.
Trans wonen are women. Simple as.

[–] MemeCollector@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Only in your own mind, making it a "you" problem, not one with reality.

[–] SmoochyPit@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

you dropped this -> \, here you go

[–] Buzielo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Thank you for explaining the drawing 🙏

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 34 points 2 years ago

Not sure if /s or not, so: some people can't see, that is for their screen readers

[–] ziggurism@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

A transcription is not an explanation

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

So, can anyone explain why the "\" symbol disappears when typed out normally? what do you have to do to make it register?

[–] Uvine_Umbra@partizle.com 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Markdown formatting, \ is often used as what is called an escape sequence. I don't knew the rules for lemmy's markdown, just remember to add 2 \'s

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Huh. didnt think it was that east, thank you!

[–] MemeCollector@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just look up "shrug text emoji" and copy pasta that lol 😂

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Here you go, this is how to make it appear properly in markdown: ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

It will appear as this when you paste it: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] MemeCollector@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks though I don't seem to be having any issues, looks fine on kabin!

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my bad, I keep forgetting how differently the fediverse can look in different instances!

[–] MemeCollector@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

No worries I appreciate the help!

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯