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[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago

I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.

[-] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 30 points 6 months ago
[-] bstix@feddit.dk 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago

If the moon wasn't in the 12th house I wouldn't have done all that crack

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

This is why we have government agencies regulating what goes into food and drink.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 months ago

Unless you're freebasing ground up moon rocks, like Krusty the clown.

Wish it was better quality though.

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[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I'm in this picture, and I don't like it.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

The plot to a good 50% of Mountain Goats songs

The other half are "Going To _____"

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 months ago

The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton has entered the chat

[-] ShadyGrove@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Hail Satan.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Oh damn you're right

[-] KingofHearts615@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
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this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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