[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

A girl sidled up to me at college when I was About 18 and just said “you have beautiful veins”

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

At the beginning of the first world war they plotted all military operations using these giant pins. Later in the conflict ‘map pins’ were developed and these ‘land pins’ became obsolete. Another fascinating example of how the horrors of war pushed technology forwards in civilian applications.

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Martin Freeman

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago

I used to work for a general builder we all called Nick The Freak. We were in our mid twenties and having a pretty good time of things off site. I used to call up the gaffer and say “Nick man, I can’t make it to the job today, I feel like shit” and he would say- yea Squeezer, Mars is in alignment with Saturn this week. Understandable. I’ve never appreciated bullshit so much.

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

He’s right. Get rid of the Tories, then apply pressure to Labour. It’s the only viable option. If anyone has any suggestions on a realistic alternative I’d love to hear it.

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 152 points 5 months ago

I promise not to use the doorbell, instead I shall announce my arrival by throwing acorns at the door.

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 57 points 6 months ago

One evening I built a campfire to keep warm on the banks of a river in southern France. As the fire got going, millions of moths poured from the trees into the flames. As the numbers increased the flames leapt higher, and the moths became the fuel. The horror, the horror…

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

See, I’m not a fan of the royal family, but I’m pretty sure Charles would never talk to that cunt for a second, and for that I give him a tiny shred of respect.

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

This book Tells you how to handle this, along with everything else you need to know to rebuild all systems in society from scratch should there be some sort of time machine based accident. It’s a good read!

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Followed government pay guidelines and froze pay for 12 fucking years.

[-] Squeezer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

In Greece I had the geezer dip out back and come back with 4 litres from the family trees, poured into old water bottles. Good shit. Peppery.

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