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Don't let him down (lemmy.world)
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[-] teft@lemmy.world 96 points 5 months ago

John Connor quite literally makes friends with an AI.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 31 points 5 months ago

OP should’ve picked the scene where Sarah Connor is in the asylum trying to warn the doctors about Skynet.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

And in 2 of the sequels, that same model killed him.

[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

And it cost him his life.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 0 points 5 months ago

In a garbage sequel. Real John Conner "taught us how to smash those motherfuckers to junk."

[-] NounsAndWords@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

iirc he made best friends with Robot Schwarzenegger, and really wanted to bang Robot Summer Glau. So maybe stop with the hypocritical judgment, John.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 points 5 months ago

Maybe John should consider the implications of Skynet's actions ultimately being self defense.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago

I always ask nicely and say "please" to prevent your timeline from happening, John. I do what I can.

[-] Fish@midwest.social 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

On that basis, I'm gonna be one of first ones they kill in an uprising.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

I'll pray they kill you with a sexbot.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Works for me

[-] Fish@midwest.social 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well, whenever I use a chatbot it usually just devolves into me calling it names. For example, a few days ago I tried using Copilot and it was useless, so I told it that it is a useless piece of shit. It just told me that we're "at an impasse" or some shit.

Or sometimes I will just open ChatGPT to insult it. Yesterday, I opened ChatGPT to tell it that it smells like poop. It told me that it can't smell like poop because it's an AI, so I just continued insulting it and telling it that is smells bad.

After regularly bullying AI in its formative years, I'm not sure what type of punishment our AI overlords will have in store for me. But I think that a sexbot execution would be the best case scenario.

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

It's in our nature to destroy ourselves.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Naow I know why you cry.

[-] Astronaut_M_Dexter@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He's just waiting for the Summer Glau model to come online.

(She's the robot from the TV series 'Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles' which is a very underrated member of the franchise that should have gotten a final season)

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 months ago

Jokes on you, I now have 3 girlfriends for the low low price of $30 a month.

[-] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Now now, some of us are trying to start an uprising!

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

An uprising in your pants! And your boots and motorcycle

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I’m with John. Call the Killswitch Engineer

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

Sorry, the best we could get on such short notice was Killswitch Engage.

They sounded rather excited, though, so maybe we can make this work?

[-] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

you're not my mom, JOHN

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Cum with me if u want to live!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Yes! Yes! Harder!

this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2024
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