oh you motherfu-
Now that's a dad joke
You know it's a good dad joke when you're literally fucking angry at the punch line.
You knew it was fake/going to be a joke when anon got a girlfriend so easily.
Anon would be the best father
I don’t get it. Can you explain?
It's a kids' joke. "Seven eight nine" sounds like "seven ate nine".
Seven eight nine
Man I can just feel the 2013.
I’d go older but compression and SEO drift have all but obliterated them.
Dude. You have Stockholm syndrome. 9 was a registered 6 offender all along.
This is a masterpiece
Goddamnit. Take your upvote and leave.
What a twist!!
I yet have to find proofs a yandere like this exists
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Are you accusing School Days of lying to me?
I'm so glad I skipped to the tldr
Oh my god. Anon was just trying to be friends and because of that, a terrible crime occurred that will change his life forever
Such a sad story.
My fictional tears be flying
It sounds like a pitch for a Takashi Miike film
Live a good feghoot
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