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And by god was it absolutely terrible. New restaurant, clean on the inside, tried 3 different things and I have to wonder, does anyone actually like jack-in-the-box? How are they still in business?

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[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Deep. Fried. Tacos.

With American cheese.

2 for a dollar.

[-] technicalogical@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Only really good after midnight or the day after.... But they are amazing during the right timeframe.

[-] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Are they still two for a dollar?

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Probably closer to 1.99 now. Was 3 for a dollar in the 90s.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Oh that's nasty.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's been years, but I remember the magic.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

It helps to first be higher than giraffe pussy, then you get one of their late night munchie boxes (I like the burger with grilled cheeses for buns, or the chicken melt with hashbrowns on it) and several extra shitty tacos.

[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago

Here's my Jack-in-the-box story: In high school, Jack-in-the-box was just opening in our town for the first time. My friend group used to go there for the $1 Jumbo Jack. It was a first taste of adult freedom. Positive memories haha

[-] Maajmaaj@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

You have to be absolutely Fucked Up to enjoy Jack in the Crack. Either really high or shit faced drunk. Please tell me you avoided the tacos OP.

[-] NAS89@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

I mean, it’s not great, but it’s not that awful. Pretty good for ending a night out and it’s cheap.

Is Wendy’s better? Yes, but go to a Wendy’s at 2am trying to gullet a Dave’s Double and you’re going to be sick. Jack has burgers that won’t upset your stomach and don’t sit as heavy.

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

My digestive organs, for the past several hours, have been ceaselessly screaming bloody murder at me. You must have an iron gut

[-] nutlink@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

Where else can I get a burger, tacos, egg rolls, and churros at 3am on a Thursday night after closing down the bars?

[-] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I'm a lifestyle consultant. Keep up the good work.

[-] beefbaby182@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

I LOVE Jack-In-The-Box for what it is! It's for sure bottom-tier fast food, but for what you're paying, they make a damn good basic cheeseburger. I find the Jumbo Jack to be way better than whatever Wendy's calls their basic burger. At least at my particular local Jack's, the lettuce and tomato are always super fresh and crisp, surprising for a low-tier fast food joint. The Jack's in my neighborhood have long standing deal with the local sports team where if they hit a home run in a game, everyone in the city gets a free burger the next day!

[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You go there for the curly fries. Three tacos, large curly fries, and a medium shake, enough food to make me literally puke, all for $6.50. I used to go ice skating twice a week, and sometimes after skating and being exhausted and hungry, I would just pig out some Jack on the Box until I regretted it.

The one near my house had a broken shake machine for like 8 months, and I kind of stopped going after that. I just find it hilarious that the person who made that website making fun of McDonald's for always having broken ice cream machines put a note saying, "just go to Jack in the Box. Their ice cream machine is never broken." And I first saw that site while ours was broken.

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Probably should've gotten fries, too bad I'll never get the chance to try them because the rest of the food is so bad

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

I feel the same way with every fast food place i've ever been. Why would anyone eat at McDonald's, when it's not like some weird emergency where nothing else is open and you're starving. KFC is weird and greasy, they don't even try to make it look like food. Burger king is the same as McDonald's but their burger have a weird artificial smoke flavour which makes it even worse.

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 11 months ago

Try McD's sausage egg and cheese McGriddle (NOT McMuffin)

Taco Bell has a handful of good things

[-] finestnothing@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I like the sausage egg and cheese mcmuffins, I acknowledge that they are awful, but i still always get 2 when I leave for a trip in the morning. I've only gotten other things a few times to try to branch out, and both times I had diarrhea that night. Coincidence? Almost certainly. Will I stop getting mcmuffins on trip mornings? Certainly not.

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

To be fair McDonald’s has improved a lot in some of their food. Their quarter pounders are actually pretty damn good. But Big Macs and the like are still nasty. The one time I had kfc it was dry and tasteless. Other fast food isn’t so bad though

[-] SFaulken@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

I will never claim they are authentic, or even great, but I will destroy the 2 for a buck tacos.

[-] majortomm@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

I can't upvote this enough! The tacos are horrible and amazing at the same time.

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's the cheesy meatpaste!

[-] factory_funnerer@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

they can provide me a sausage biscuit anytime of the day. breakfast all day wins me over every time.

[-] MrSebSin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Nuggets, burger and tacos. Wanted to give at least a decent sampling before judging it.

[-] MrSebSin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Jack is pretty crap overall but there are specific things that I like. Sourdough Jack, onion rings, jalapeño poppers, and some of the breakfast sandwiches, while my wife loves the tacos and crispy chicken sandwich.

Point is, most people find a few items they really like and/or have nostalgia for. Might be worth giving another chance. It also depends on the restaurant. The last place we lived, the local Jack was horrible. Where we are now, the Jack is the best I’ve ever had.

[-] Sir_Kevin@discuss.online 3 points 11 months ago

I tried them once and that was the end of that.

[-] CrazyEddie041@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Jack-in-the-Box is the only place that has caused me to throw out a milkshake because it was so bad. A milkshake. Those are, what, two ingredients? Somehow they managed to fuck it up so bad, it came out nasty. I wouldn't eat there again if it was free.

[-] PlanetOfOrd@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

McDonald's: here's your burger, your drink, your napkins, your bag, your hand wipes, your silverware, and your kitchen sink.

Jack-In-The-Box: Hold out your hand (dumps burger condiments into hand)

Me: Um...napkins?

JITB: (sigh) Fiiine. (Pulls out emergency napkin)

[-] timetravelingnoodles@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Never had anything good at JitB. They tried opening multiple stores in my hometown on two separate occasions that I know of and both times all the stores kept being shut down for several health code violations and then lack of business following them. No one seems to miss them that I’ve spoken with

[-] Chozo@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago

Jack in the Box is kind of hit-or-miss for me. There's a few items that they do really well, but a lot of the menu really just requires that you're in the mood specifically for something heavy and greasy. But they've really begun leaning pretty heavily into the "we make stoner food" shtick, which is why everything is deep fried and swimming in sauces.

Their breakfast sandwiches are usually pretty banging, though. In fact, I think they've got some of the best breakfast options out of any of the major fast food chains.

[-] Atrabiliousaurus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

But they've really begun leaning pretty heavily into the "we make stoner food" shtick

Snoop's Munchie Meal lol.

[-] LadyNostalgia@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Jack in the Box has a lot of commercials geared towards stoners for a reason :) Tis best enjoyed after a sesh.... I need to be high to enjoy the yack.

[-] chase_what_matters@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

When I’m in the mood for trash at 1am I get a buttery Jack and onion rings. Their onion rings are actually incredible.

[-] CharAhNalaar@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, gag in the bag. 😃 For some reason I kinda like their "buttery jack", it's just disgusting enough to hit the spot sometimes.

[-] indulgence@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Jack in the box is guaranteed diarrhea. It's so bad. Just a testament to how good a marketing campaign can be. Carries such a bad product.

[-] Chriszz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Can’t say I’ve got that but my body is warning me about something. Projectile vomit or heart attack maybe

[-] hightrix@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

Jack in the Box is the absolute worst fast food that exists. I'll eat a Burger King burger over Jack in the Box and that is saying something.

Hell, I'll eat a gas station sandwich over Jack in the Box.

[-] some_guy 1 points 11 months ago

It's terrible unless you're very drunk and then it's fine.

I live across from a McD's. There's often a line of cars to the end of the block (it has a very limited amount of space in the parking lot). I can never understand why people still go there, much less wait in line.

Burger King is the only fast food-fast food that I eat. Quality is almost always good. And then there's the better-in-class not-really-fast food-fast food: 5 Guys, Shake Shack (the good stuff).

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You need to be ordering the tacos. Cheesy meatpaste tacos. They're amazing, cheap, and come in groups of 2. I recommend getting 4 for one person if that's all you're eating as there's not much to them.

Man now I want tacos.

Back in the day they used to have a bruschetta chicken ciabatta sandwich that was heavenly. I miss it.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Is it like Waffle House?

[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Ugh, sorry to say I do like it. Maybe my brain is kind of filling in the flavor gaps from when I used to eat it as a teenager. I'll admit the quality has gone down but that's true of almost every fast food restaurant. My go-to items are the meat lovers burrito, spicy chicken sandwich, ultimate cheeseburger, sourdough jack, and their tacos. Their whole menu is pretty damn fatty so if that's a turn off don't bother trying anything else.

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