400
i can't wait to impound this fucker and charge him $19.85 per foot of crash wrap to cover over his smashed window. And knowing my guys, they'll use five feet very sloppily and overboard with lots of useless excess.
if we assume optimal conditions, as in, this dipshit is arrested within 2 miles of one of our impound yards, the very least amount this will cost him is $324.87, and that price goes up by $35.00 every rolling 24 hours.
if he doesn't pay to get it back within 90 days, we'll get a salvage title issued by the state registry of motor vehicles that transfers the ownership of the vehicle to us, then we'll "auction" the vehicle off (which oftentimes means "selling" it to someone we like for dirt cheap) and subtract whatever meager chump change a secondary buyer was willing to pay sight-unseen from the outstanding bill and send the rest to collections. then he can rant about his sovereign citizenship to the collections agents that will be following him for years and years thereafter :3
